Holy Mother!
Danny Piccolo and Stacey Hood

Look! There she goes again: dancing on stage at a Madonna concert in Vegas. Wait! Isn't that her riding hogs with the Angels? (Hell's Angels that is.) And sure, sure, we all know she's been seen in many a tortilla, but have you ever encountered Our Lady of Masa Harina? Danny Piccolo is the nom de goof of a survivor of the parochial school system of Brooklyn and is director of the Institute of Seriously Weird Virgin Mary Sightings, which has been cataloging VM sightings for almost 2,000 years, with a brief hiatus during the Plague. Stacey Hood has at least one thing in common with the Virgin Mary.